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Aug 032010

I guess I have entered into a new section of life again so I figured I would put out an update that reflects what is going on in my head.

So Kylie is now working at a residential facility working with teenage girls in a program that helps the girls learn independent living skills. This is a really cool program, but it creates an issue for us because She has to stay overnight for a week at a time.

Otherwise I have seen the pregnancy become a large focus for us and it has defiantly outlined for me what kind of things I need to fix or change. It made me really think about what kind of money I am spending and how to start preparing for this huge change in our lives.

This has also outlined for me what kind of activities I really enjoy doing with Kylie. Because now that it is the hottest part of the year, Kylie is having the morning / all darn day sickness. This is really cramping her style and I think frustration doesn’t really contain all of what she is going through.  Being very outdoor natured people, this need for air conditioned environment makes our normal activities a little tougher.

I think over all I am still excited, but wow is it a change of direction. I am just realizing just how easy life is right now and how dramatically that’s going to change. I think that I am in fix-it mode, and I am trying to fix everything ahead of time so that when the baby comes, we won’t be caught so dramatically unprepared.

Update

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Jul 232010

Kylie is 8 weeks along.
there is ONLY ONE kid in there. no twins or more for us.
She is due March 4th.
I am Crazy excited, but I do not really know how to express it.

Monday

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Jul 122010

It feels like a Garfield Monday around here.

First time.

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Jul 062010

The first doctor’s appointment was scary and boring all in one. I guess there was silliness with the scheduling. I guess doctors can take off weeks at a time without letting anyone at all know. It must be cool to be a doctor.
Focus on the doctor’s office visit really just emphasized how little I was really going to be involved in things over the next couple months. The nurses did an amazing job at building up Kylie and making me feel like I was privileged to even be in the room. I actually asked the nurse about how many times I would even be needed. I felt like she wanted to tell me that my part was already done, but instead she told me that really just for the ultrasounds. Boy am I excited.
I guess I just am trying to gain some kind of reference as to what to expect. As far as I can tell, Knocked Up is about as close as I am going to come. God help me, I am just not that funny.

A New Life?

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Jun 302010

I hesitate to write this too fast, but I think I should at least get this out on the table and possibly off my mind as a burden.  If parts of this don’t make sense, the just take it for my fractured reality and find some humor in it.

Kylie is pregnant. We found out last Sunday. It was the most stressfully pleasant surprise ever. I looked at the stick she had just peed on and read the easy to read instructions. It said “Pregnant II” “not pregnant I” and sure enough there was II on the display bar. I franticly counted to two on both hands about eight times. I walked out of the bathroom stunned. Kylie and I basically just looked for the other one to pull a “just a joke” moment. When neither of us said “JUST KIDDING” it sunk in that there was a new life coming our way.

When I say new life, I jokingly refer to not just a new baby life, but also the lifestyle that we lead. Holy crap things about to change. Not only because they have to, but I feel already that we look at things differently. Kylie and I are sitting looking at our finances, bedtimes, jobs, hobbies, home, cars, diets… It is all going to be different. And the crazy part is not how natural it has come, but with the speed that it has come. I watched this change happen in my younger brother. (Not my youngest brother, whom I feel would take offence at even the thought that he has kids, or would change his ways for any reasons but his own.)

The change was so drastic for him, and now I understand at least the context in why he changed his ways. But this isn’t to say that I am done with this metamorphosis. I truly believe that this is just step 1 in a very involved 18-21 year long process.

I jokingly said to Kylie that I wonder when this feeling of change would end, and when we could get back to being ourselves. Her immediate reply: “When they graduate and move out.” We sat in stunned extra silence. The hypothetical psychic fly on the wall would have encountered not only physical silence, but mental silence as well… Because nothing else could be said that could be any closer to the truth, and at the same time stun you mentally and physically.

Today, I feel very different about all of this stuff. I don’t feel contained with the responsibility, but see it as a blessing. I truly can’t wait to see the sonograms. Kylie’s sisters have been amazingly supportive, and exceptionally helpful. I have websites pulled up, and books are on the way, I should know more about birth, before long, than I ever wanted.

More later as I sink further into this new reality. I will try not to sound completely crazy as it happens.

a View

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Jun 302010

Orange

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Jun 182010
Frida

Frida landed like an old school comic book character. The cluster of people following behind her didn’t do as well. The twenty foot drop from the window above was something that stopped most bipedal creatures. The new body Frida had just stolen didn’t have any issues with it at all.

The Core Company was paying good money for this prototype, Frida needed to keep it in at least living condition. Clearly the foot soldiers behind her were not nearly as worried about it. The parking lot of random rockets and shuttles she was sprinting through provided plenty of cover for her foot race with the soldiers, but it was one she didn’t expect to win this easily.

The new body was extremely fast and reacted better than most of the droids she had driven before. her senses could barely keep up with all the input coming in. She mentally had already plotted at least eight ways to get to the jump off point so she could catch the flight out.

The Orange skin of the prototype was her only real surprise with this job. It was something that would make blending in impossible, but with as many physical extras the body had, she doubted she would even need to worry about it. Forty feet from her rocket she encountered the first real issue.

Six soldiers sat with their weapons aimed at her. The first two younger cadets opened fire. As the shots started, Frida felt the chemicals kick into her new body. The feeling was almost painful. every synthetic muscle tensed, and her eyes dilated out and the whole surrounding area came into a much finer focus.

Time didn’t slow down, but her senses reacted more quickly than she imagined possible. The nerve relays told her how to react, the path of every shot was calculated and she twisted into a tumble flip that let her avoid the weapon fire. The shots blew past her and she avoided them like playing an ancient game of dodge ball.

The sprint forward had surprised her as much as the soldiers. The difference between them was that Frida was ready to fight hand to hand, and the soldiers were not. The flurry of unarmed combat was brutal. Frida literally ripped them apart and broke through the small group.

The small escape rocket shot out from the planet leaving an orange trail of vapor. The orb helmet almost didn’t fit over her head and hair. She hadn’t even realized how much hair was there. The seal around her neck locked and the air she breathed would now be consistent. She internally realized that the orb over her head was probably stronger and more valuable than the rocket she was flying out on. Sitting down in the cramped cabin she did a self-examination of herself with the Body tools she had downloaded with her.

The orange skin was tinted orange purely for aesthetics, but under that was a surprisingly tough substance that clearly had some alien tech in it. The pores could act as a breathing system if needed. The first scan of the internal structure also showed alien tech in the nerves. Nearly instant control of any muscle and the muscles themselves were clearly state of the art as well.

A red light started blinking on the control panel above her before anything else could be examined. The monitor showed why Core Company hadn’t been worried about losing this body. The space worm twisted its way behind her. The giant mouth agape with teeth as it moved through the gap between them.

Sighing, she picked up the plasma gun she had taken from the soldiers below, and opened the airlock. The orange skin immediately changed texture and she felt the changed in her nerves too. The Balance system she had been using changed, and she realized with a little relief and a lot more confidence that she had gone from a gravity center, to a non-gravity center, and her body had changed with it. She had no feeling of up or down, but the normal disorientation that went with it was gone as well.

Using the gravity tech in the boots she climbed around the ship and steadied herself in one of the atmosphere stabilizing fins. The Space Worm was closing in fast, but she grinned as she prepared herself for the jump.

Frida

Frida The body Snatcher.

Pushing a command through to the rocket, she pushed off the side as the rocket changed course, Firing a plasma shot into the after-burn of the engine, she felt the force of the explosion push her out and straight into the mouth of the worm.

The gullet of the worm closed in before it could react and she bounced down the cavernous throat of the worm unharmed. Pressures changed as she went through different parts of the worm, as she felt the sides of the worm close in, she found what she was looking for. The helmet glow illuminated the stomach of the worm and she saw the acid sack start to bulge before it spewed open to digest everything. As it bulged Frida aimed the gun over the bulging pore.

The plasma shot ripped into the sack and far into the flesh of the worm. Liquids and acids went everywhere. The Plasma shot popped a hole in the side of the worm and the pressure suction from space pulled Frida and most of the contents of the worm’s stomach. The worm writhed in pain as it twisted with no direction before becoming still and floated around its own internal organic matter.

A quick command to her shuttle and her red rocket turned and picked her up. Securing herself inside she felt her borrowed body reconfigure itself to the shuttle and she strapped herself in for the rest of the ride home.

Jun 172010
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I took a picture of my Dogs a few weeks back. I think  they are awesome dogs and I am using this picture and post to test out stuff. Turns out that the pictures of dogs is completly unable to work. I really dont understand why the picture wont work, but I can get my picture of myself in the truck to work. Kind of frustrating too. i really liked the picture of my dogs too.

Big Red Z

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Jun 142010

It is a point of pride for most climbers or outdoors people whom wear Choco sandals to have the pale ‘Z’ tan line pattern on your foot. Many times people can even have this suntan line last far into the winter. I have a friend that actually pointed out early this spring that he still had the Choco Z on his foot in mid-February. I personally have only over the last month acquired my Z tan lines.

One of the things I hadn’t planned on though was that glorious place known as the White Water. I spent a good 7 hours in the sun slathering on the suntan lotion to avoid skin cancer and being a lobster monster. Unfortunately for my shoulders back and chest, I failed to apply a second coat of lotion armor. So around an hour after leaving the slides of white water behind the lobster monster came out to play. I found my back chest and shoulders burning brightly. I also found my nose, ears, scalp, neck, calves and feet bright red and sore.

The next morning I examined myself in the mirror and cringed until I saw my Feet. Then I laughed. Instead of my whole foot being bright red, I only had a Z pattern emblazoned into the top of my foot.

I don’t really have a lesson or moral to this tale, but I thought it was funny.

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